Yes, it is that time of year, when the clichéd Love/Hate relationship rises to new heights – when we send a box of beloved homemade cookies to each of our stores. But before you dive into your own delicious bag of self loathing, I offer the following advice, and I hope it helps you enjoy each buttery crumb of chocolate chip goodness.
According to weight loss experts, the most effective (and, um, obvious!) ways to maintain or lose body weight is to engage in regular, sustained aerobic activity. We suggest the following exercises: Lift our heaviest gold and steel necklaces around the necks of as many customers as you possibly can. Actively play with your customer’s wild children so she can enjoy a quiet moment to buy the most expensive piece of jewelry in the store. Or take a jog downtown with ten of your favorite items to make a personal presentation to all the husbands who really, really need your advice. Following these simple ideas will make not only you, but your store inventory, much lighter – no matter how many cookies you eat!
Happy Holidays and best wishes for another fantastic year from Sarah, Michael, Denise, Sarah Greenberg, Erica, Kristen and Stefon!
Top: Denise, Angie, Susan and Laura disposing of the broken cookies
Middle: Max, the cookie supervisor, overseeing production (is that a health code violation?!)
Bottom: Perhpas we should have hired Brinks for this valuable shipment
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